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I'm here to help you notice your rainbow
gemstone-enemas:

lesbiansinouterspace:

LIP. BALM. FOR. MEN.
REALLY

FOR EXTREME CHAPPED LIPS, MEN NEED EXTREME LIP CARE.
CHAPFIX+ HAS A PLUS SIGN AT THE END OF THE BRAND NAME SO YOU KNOW ITS EXTREME. MEN CAN ONLY HAVE PROBLEMS THAT ARE TOO BIG FOR WUSSY GIRL PRODUCTS TO FIX. “FIX” RELATES IT TO TOOLS BECAUSE FIXING THINGS IS MANLY. “CHAP” IS FOR “CHAP STICK”
YOU CAN SEE BY THE BLACK AND RED WITH BOLD CAPITAL LETTER LOGO THAT THIS IS A STRONG PRODUCT THAT ASSERTS YOUR MASCULINITY AND MAKES SURE YOUR MANLY STRONG EGO ISN’T BRUISED BY ANYTHING LESS THAN THE ULTIMATE MANLY EXTREME IN LITERALLY EVERYTHING YOU DO, INCLUDING SMOOTHING CHAPPED LIPS.
LIES FLAT IN THE POCKET FOR DISCRETION. YOUR CHAPPED LIPS WILL BE THERE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE, BUT BY NO ONE KNOWING YOU USE CHAP STICK TO CURE THE PROBLEM, EVERYONE WILL THINK YOU OVER CAME THE ISSUE WITH THE SHEER FORCE OF YOUR MASCULINE CONTROL OVER EVERYTHING.
USE CHAPFIX+, BECAUSE IT’S CLEARLY A DIFFERENT PRODUCT THAN LITERALLY EVERY OTHER FREAKING CHAP STICK THAT EXISTS.
simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

callmefons:

can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

dracodormeins:

Avada Kedavra’ or the killing curse has been taken from the Armaic phrase “avra kehdabra” meaning ‘I will create as I speak’. Although J.K.Rowling has combined it with the latin ‘cadavra’ meaning dead bodies.

So Avada Kedavra stands for “I will create dead bodies as I speak

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And I thought it was a play on abracadabra

Abracadabra is actually derived from “avra kehdabra”, so that isn’t really wrong.

michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas