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I'm here to help you notice your rainbow
fidefortitude:

lovingmarlseveryminute:

fidefortitude:

lovingmarlseveryminute:

help

He may be immortal and indestructible, but there’s no reason you cannot incapacitate him. What Harry often failed to realise is that Voldemort’s physical being is consistently his biggest downfall- so use that as his downfall. Chop that bald snaky dickbasket into a thousand thousand pieces, encase each piece in concrete, and throw some bits in the sea, bury some bits in the ground. No need to destroy him permanently- just make absolutely sure that he isn’t coming back any time soon. He might still be immortal once you’ve chopped him into bits, but as long as his brain’s fairly separated out then he won’t have the intellectual capability to use magic to accio himself back together. Problem solved. Now go attend Hogwarts (but bring a meat cleaver with you for safety).

200 notes and yet you’re the only one that has helped bless u

You’re welcome dear

versacepromises:

wholockianstarlord:

versacepromises:

my hands are cold let me put them in ur pants

Actually, between the legs is one of the warmest places on the human body. If you’re stuck out in the cold, you’re supposed to put your hands in your pants to keep them warm.

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bakingcheesebuns:

when u go to pee and unexpectedly start your period 

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rudycooper:

what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

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emma7x:

passthecocaine:

MY POLYJUICE POTION HAS GONE TERRIBLY WRONG

and you’re a RAVENCLAW
radia8tor4:

#if you claim you did not sing this in the tune you sit on a throne of lies.